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Taught my parents what “cap” meant and my mom asked me if I had a bf yet and my dad said “stop the cap, u know she doesn’t” 😭😭💀💀 GOODNIGHT
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Y’all thought I was playing but no my family made me take pics w my dog bc I don’t have kids 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Qu59Pwn8jn
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If I ever express symptoms of being in love call the cops
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It’s a little chilly today... but it’s still not as cold as the ice in my veins 😩💯 https://t.co/gkhx7GZded
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RIP to 2 of our fellow hot girls 😭😭 they died bc they simped too hard https://t.co/bYvjlRqmo6
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It’s always “u got a phat ass” & never “let me eat ur phat ass” 😩🙄
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I’m wearing a crop top to get my license renewed & my dad said “why r u always showing ur panza? Imma show mine too” & then proceeded to tie up his t shirt at the county clerks office 💀💀💀💀
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I swear I burn more calories setting up to deadlift than i do doing my actual workout smh
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